Friday, August 15, 2003

Matrix limericks

There once was an Agent named Smith
Who thought the One's powers were myth.
But Neo defied him
By diving inside him
And blew him to pieces forthwith.


If Morpheus offers to you
a choice between red pill or blue --
then what's your conclusion:
to stick with illusion,
or wake in a pod full of goo?


A beautiful hacker named Trinity
had fighting skills and femininity.
But when the rave started
she suddenly farted
and everyone fled the vicinity.


A dude said to Morpheus, "Whoa!
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
If one little pill
provides such a thrill
I'll buy the whole bottle, to go!"

(Stolen without permission from the Matrix Essays blog.)